Tips for guys who have a profile on an online dating website (in regards to the pictures you choose)
1.) A picture of JUST your truck? Remember you are trying to impress a woman. Not another man.
2.) pictures of you with 4 scantily clad women draped all over you are not ideal. (again, might impress another dude but not a girl you're looking to date)
3.) A picture of you looking stoned? Probably not.
4.) 4 pictures posted and 3 of them are pictures of your dog? Not looking good.
5.) if your profile states that you don't ever smoke, probably should omit the pics with you and the pack of cigarettes, one of which is in your mouth.
the end.
This story actually starts much earlier, but for the purposes of where I’m at today, we’ll start with Day 0 or Day 1 in Denmark. I might get around to telling you the full story at another point in time. Let’s see where this takes us. I wasn’t supposed to be on the plane August 7. Well, I was. But I wasn’t. It was a wild guess. An estimation of when I thought it might happen. I needed to buy a roundtrip ticket instead of one way after my last visit, and I projected out and decided August 7 would be a good day to fly back to Denmark, for good. For home. The paperwork was being completed on the US side, albeit very slowly, and I felt hopeful August 7 would still be in play. Then I visited the VFS office in Washington DC for my biometrics appointment on July 31. They took my passport. That wasn’t in the plans. I’d been told I didn’t have to give it to them. But they insisted. I told them I needed it for a flight on the 7th and they said “10–17 days is when you should expect it back.” Woo...
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