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The one if David hadn't been a shepherd

Psalm 23. A verse most know well. And it makes sense. David was a shepherd. He took his experiences and related them to his writing. So that's what I have done for you. What if David hadn't been a shepherd? What if he had been a social media director? Psalm 23 may have looked something like this:

The Lord is my social media director,
I shall not lack likes.
He makes me put down my phone for portions of my day;
He calms the twitter feed;
He uses the right hashtag for my conference's sake.
Even though so many type slurs all day long, I will fear no viruses;
for you are blocking them.
Partners and friendly press, they comfort me.
You prepare content for me in the presence of my full mailbox.
You anoint my fingers with no typos.
Surely likes, fans, favorites, and retweets will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell near good wi-fi forever.

Anyone else glad David was a shepherd?

Happy Wednesday!

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  1. AnonymousJune 30, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    Ha, ha - love it! But yes, I'm glad David was a shepherd!

    JoAnne

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  2. Marta ZurdoJuly 7, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Hi! I love it!

    myspilledcupoftea.blogspot.com.es

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